A friend shared this with me so I'm passing on this life saving information!
Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.
If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language that they should not know, WORRY!
If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short circuits; leave immediately.
If you find a town which looks deserted, there’s probably a good reason for it. Do not stop and look around.
If you’re running from a monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice. Don’t keep looking back, he’s still there.
If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing or glowing eyes, report it.
If your car runs out of gas on a lonely road, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.
Beware of strangers bearing tools. For example: chainsaws, staple guns, and hedge trimmers.
When investigating a noise and lights don’t turn on, STOP!
If your childrens favorite dolls or toys begin telling you things, get rid of them.